Daddy

SUMMARY

Nobody saw Daddy arrive.

He was just there —

sweatin’ through flannel, smellin’ like diesel, whiskey, and trouble no lawman wanted to name.

Daddy didn’t raise no good kids.

He raised the kind of people that made pastors drink and cousins hesitate.

He taught Mike how to gut a deer and lie to a judge.

Taught Earl how to moan with purpose.

He never wore a shirt unless it was Sunday —

and even then, it was open to the belly.

He had scars no one remembered givin’ him and eyes that smiled too late.

“Love is free, boy – shame costs extra”

– Daddy

“He hit like hell and kissed like bourbon”

– Uncle Earl

PERSONALITY

CARNAL, CONSTANT, UNASHAMED

He didn’t believe in limits. Just momentum.

PATRIARCH OF PERVERSION

He called himself Daddy before anyone else did —

and made sure everyone did after.

INVENTIVE IN ALL THE WRONG WAYS

Tattooed a picture of his own dick… on his dick.

Called it insurance.

DANGEROUSLY CHARMING

People knew better.

But Daddy had a way of making you forget what “better” meant.

STORY

Daddy came from nowhere and made sure everyone knew it.

His own mama gave birth behind a bar with a boot in her mouth and a bible on her chest.

He never knew his father.

Just said, “Man left. I filled the gap.”

He filled a lot of gaps.

He met Mama during a fight at a funeral —

one swing, two kisses, and half a pregnancy later, Mike was born.

He claimed to love her —

right up until he moved in with her sister, her cousin, and her goat.

He didn’t cheat.

He expanded.

He fucked Uncle Earl in a barn and said, “This stays in blood.”

Then blamed the moon.

Then blamed the Devil.

Then blamed nobody — just finished, zipped, and left.

His twins — the ones with tails — call him Paw-Paw.

So do three other kids with gills.

He once baptized a raccoon and swore it understood sin.

He bit a sheriff.

He sold fake meth made from crushed candy canes and holy water.

Daddy vanished without a word –

either burned in the still fire or crawled back into the septic tank that raised him.

But Mike still swears he hears his voice in between country radio static and post-nut regret.

“He ain’t the reason I’m messed up.

He’s just the first one who showed me how to enjoy it”

– Mike Moonshine

CANONICAL SONG APPEARANCES

- Born This Way

- She Looked Like Mama

- Caught Daddy Fuckin' Unce in the Barn

- Uncle Earl's Secret Tape

- I Got a Tattoo of My Dick on My Dick